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Submitter: The time I went on a date with a guy who made me take a 40-question boyfriend test

svnnyangels: This story is based on a real submission, but names, appearances, locations, and other identifying details have been changed. Any resemblance is purely coincidental💗.

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First of all, why are you gambling in the first place,

stop it,

I'm bored again and really wanna draw some silly stuff before I go to sleep in a couple hours

Thought I had removed it from my backpack that I usually take to state parks. Turns out I didn’t. I even got randomly selected for detailed security check and they didn’t see this. I love the knife and am glad I didn’t lose it so I’m only mildly infuriated, but damn cmon TSA

1. The Santi, from The Three Body Problem, are masters of dimensional engineering. They can build an AI computer the size of a planet, and fold it into the size of a photon.

But they never invented the concept of lying.

1. The Asgard, from Stargate, are an advanced civilization with FTL travel capable of spanning different galaxies. But they need the help of humans to fight their enemies the replicators, a mechanical lifeform comprised of replicating lego blocks, because human guns can blow the blocks apart, while Asgard energy weapons are just absorbed.

The Asgard say the idea to use chemical reactions to launch a blunt object at high velocity never occured to them.

1. Despite having the ability to build a simulated beach, complete with simulated earth atmosphere, The Eridians didn't discover relativity and radiation.

2. The aliens from War of the worlds just lick everything, clearly having no concepts of germs. Which is what kills them in the end.

3. Despite having FTL travel, the Havesters from Independence day, never invented network security, as they are hacked by a human macbook.